9 Bob Dylan Food Songs (That We Wish Existed)
If Bob Dylan wrote a recipe, he probably wouldn't rework one of his song titles to name it. But wouldn't that be fun? We went ahead and mused on a few for him — just in case he catches the culinary bug in the near (or far) future. In honor of the release of his latest album Tempest, which hit shelves today, we reworked 9 popular titles to our stomachs' likings.
We can't confirm whether or not Dylan makes his own Jell-O, but if he does, this should without question be the front runner for the name of his recipe.
Censorship controversies aside, we'd be hard-pressed to believe anyone — including Dylan — isn't a fan of authentic Chinese cuisine. Especially one of its tastiest dishes, Egg Fu Young.
Egg Fu Young Recipe(s): Egg Fu Young with Roasted Red Pepper and Sweet Chili Sauce
You say you're looking for a meal that won't boost your cholesterol, "but it ain't meat, babe. No, no, no, it ain't meat babe. It ain't meat you're lookin' for, babe." That's okay. We have substitutes that are just as delicious (see the recipes below).
4. Don't Think Twice Baked Potatoes, It's All Right
Unless they're truffled, or smothered in cheese, or sprinkled with bacon, or drowned in butter or made Greek-style or or or...
Actual Song Title: Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
Because Oktoberfest 2012 is knockin' on ours.
We're being ironic here, can't you see? There's nothing sad about ladyfingers, especially not when they're used to make tiramisu.
And if it isn't, our bet is it's probably overdone.
Actual Song Title: It's Alright, Ma (I'm Only Bleeding)
There would be no cheese, and what a terrible thing that would be.
9. Most Likely You'll Go Your Way, And I'll Go Dine
Go ahead, eat out tonight. You deserve it.
Actual Song Title: Most Likely You'll Go Your Way, And I'll Go Mine