Marmite is one of the world's most delicious foods, said nobody outside of Australia ever. In actuality, it's quite an odd assemblage of yeastiness, gravy and something curiously unidentifiable. Maybe it's burned carbon. In any event, marmite is not anything you'd typically want near your pizza, much less in it. Well, it doesn't matter what you want because this now exists.

Pizza Hut New Zealand has just unleashed the CheeZee Marmite Stuffed Crust Pizza on their unsuspecting customers. As you can tell from the name, the crust is filled to the brim with cheeZee(?!) and the aforementioned marmite. Yum? The rest of the pie features three times the normal amount of mozzarella. That part might not be so bad.

If you find yourself in New Zealand anytime soon, you can pick one up for around $8 NZ which amounts to just $6.80 in American dollars. However, there is no prize or accolade for finishing the whole thing in some kind of time limit.