Do you love beer but tire of not having an actual tap right in the kitchen? There's only so many times you can go through the motion of twisting off a cap, after all. Thanks to technology, and humanity's endless desire to get drunk, here is a portable beer tap intended for bar use. Now you never have to leave the house again!

It's robotically named the SYNEK Draft System. You fill it with any beer your little heart desires and then let it do the rest. You'll be pouring tavern-esque brews in no time, impressing your friends and enemies alike. Actually, don't invite your enemies over to your house. That's weird.

The system is primarily intended as a new way for microbreweries to ply their wares. The SYNEK isn't out yet but you can pre-order your own for $299.