Here is a Tablet That Makes Your Drinks Glow

By: Lawrence Bonk

We have super computers in our pockets. We've sent unmanned probes beyond our very solar system into deep space. We managed to create a fourth season of Arrested Development. Why, then, have we not figured out a way to make our beverages glow in the dark? Stop being so cynical! The solution to our greatest mystery is finally here.

Introducing the not-at-all dangerous sounding XUVO tablet, a pill that makes anything you are drinking turn a lighter shade of nuclear. Additionally, it also turns said beverage into an energy drink, with an intended use as a mixer for getting drunk. These glow-in-the-dark tablets offer such flavor varieties as "Orange Buzz" and "Neon Mojito." Also, in case you were wondering, their ad campaign features scantily clad, well-hung men. Classy!

The makers of these tablets have taken to crowd funding site Indiegogo to get their glowing dreams realized.

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