Get Your Pizza With a Little Something Extra in Los Angeles

By: Lawrence Bonk

What's your favorite pizza topping? Maybe it's mushrooms. Maybe it's pepperoni or anchovies. Chances are, however, it' not an illicit (in some places) drug. Maybe that's just because you haven't tried it yet. If you live in Los Angeles, you can now make like Cheech or Kumar and get your pizza with an extra layer of green. Wink wink. Nudge nudge.

The politicians warned this would happen! A company called Stoned Oven Gourmet Pizzas has begun selling gourmet pizzas you pop in your oven and then get stoned. These frozen pizzas currently only come in small, clocking in at six-inches of gooey, glazed goodness. What they lack in size, they more than make up for in the thoughts you'll soon be having about the vast, never-ending universe and your place in it. Wait, was that a knock? Do they know? They must know. Quick, hide the crusts.

If this 'za seems like your bag, and you have a medical marijuana card, head on over to a Los Angeles-area dispensery and tell 'em you are ready to get super baked and stoned by baking a pizza on a stone.

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