hot water with packet of jello powder until powder is dissolved. Add cold vodka your favorite variety of berries -- which have been chillaxing in a bath of chilled vodka. In your favorite jello mold
(or a Pyrex dish, if you are deficient in the jello mold department) pour in mixture and let the concoction firm in the refrigerator for at least an hour. Serve slices on your nicest china, and fool
your guests into thinking you've actually got class...until you're drunk and wearing the lampshade again.