Best Cinematic Food Fight Scenes

Related To:

In the days of canvas sacks and hybrid vehicles and sustainable aspirations, it’s hard to enjoy a good food fight without a heavy heaping of guilt.

“The applesauce you just poured down her back was organic!”

“The pork chop you used to slap your ex was alive at one point, and took a lot of resources to raise.”

“Do you know how many kids this spaghetti in my pants can feed?!”

So to satiate your desire for a food fight, and to pay homage to this weekend’s Oscars, we’re keeping our hands clean and turning to movie magic. Belly up and feast on these celluloid indulgences: our favorite (mostly vintage) movie food fights.

Zombies getting a pie in the face. What more do we need to say?

The quintessential 1980s summer camp food fight scene, between a young Kristy McNichol and Tatum O’Neal, with a cameo by a tiny Cynthia Nixon.

This 1974 comedy-Western features a pretty violent food fight, but we’d take it for a chance to get a pie in the face from Gene Wilder.

No food fight list is complete without a Stooges scene. We like to pretend this one is a blooper reel from Downton Abbey.

Aimed at tweens, yes, but this cafeteria war hits every mark on the food fight list: social groups of differing status, tangles of spaghetti and the very necessary battle cry of “foooood fiiiight!”

Woody Allen’s 1973 comedy, Sleeper, gets a nod for the most futuristic and absurdly restrained food fight. After Allen’s character has been cryogenically frozen and re-awakened in 2173, food is grown to enormous scale, and he is forced to smack a foe with a giant strawberry. This, friends, is our future.

Released in 1978, this college romp involves a bunch of uptight fraternity members and a gaggle of misfits like Bluto, played by the glorious John Belushi. Highlights include a tray stacked with toppling pastries, and Belushi spraying a table of jerks with mashed potatoes spit from his mouth. The wasteful pandemonium that ensues has been the food-fight gold standard for decades. One warning: you may never eat mashed potatoes again.

What's your favorite cinematic food fight scene?

Next Up

Friday Food Fight: Corn-Tomato Salad

Who makes the better corn salad recipe, Mark Bittman or Kelsey Nixon? Weigh on at CookingChannelTV.com.

The Best Labor Day Food

Get Cooking Channel's recipes and tips to make the most of the last drops of summer.

Best Foods for Your Brain

Find out 6 foods to eat to keep your brain focused and healthy.

Our Very Best Food Photos

We dusted off our photo archives and searched for the best of best and found five of our absolute favorite recipe photos. Check out the beauties we uncovered.

Crab Feast Food Fight: Maryland vs. Louisiana

We compared crab feasts in two states known for their seafood, Maryland and Louisiana.

Food Fight -- Magic Mike vs. Juicy Lucy

Magic Mike's Channing Tatum takes on Cooking Channel's Juicy Lucy Burger Recipe. Get the burger recipes and tips to handle the heat.

On TV

So Much Pretty Food Here