What do you call the feeling when you wake up feeling weary and awful? Waffle? Now you can smother that feeling in some sweet invigorating syrup.

The company Wired Wyatt's has combined the classic pancake topping with the stimulating caffeinated power of popular energy drinks to bring you a morning routine that won't make you feel sapped. It's not technically maple syrup since the ingredients are sugar, water, maple flavor, caffeine and butter flavor, but it'll get you out the door with your buzz on. It's available on ThinkGeek for thirteen bucks.