Thank goodness it's bulky sweater season: Nick of DudeFoods.com has come up with a button-popping recipe for Beer and Bacon Battered Deep Fried Doritos.

We're all about combining foods we love like Chili Mac 'n Cheese and Chicken Caesar Salad Pasta, but this takes the idea of a food mash-up to a whole new level. My mouth is watering, but my pants are getting tighter just from looking at this image.

The process sounds fairly simple. According to the dude at DudeFoods, all you need to do is:

1. Mix equal parts flour and beer
2. Toss in some diced bacon pieces
3. Dip the Doritos into your batter
4. Deep fry in hot oil until crispy

We suggest a 5th step: Call your Cardiologist and make an appointment.

Make these, enjoy, then check out Pinterest for ugly holiday sweaters to cover your new food baby.

Also, it would be a shame to miss this Nacho Doritos Casserole recipe.