Viral video virtuosos Rhett & Link (of " T-shirt War" stardom) have teamed up with Denny's for their latest production Bacon Makes Everything Better. The video hits all the marks of a viral smash for the schadenfreude- and bacon-prone masses. In it, "The Bacon Diva" sings R&B narration of YouTube "fail" videos such as a kid jumping off a metal swing only to get hit moments later by the swaying seat and the ridicule of his peers. The victim then gets some condolence with the chorus "bacon makes everything better." You can watch more (and find an offer for free bacon) on the restaurant's site.