Director David Lynch Now Sells His Own Coffee

Have you ever had that dream where you're drinking coffee in a red-curtained room and a backward-speaking dwarf starts dancing to dreamy sax for no discernible reason whatsoever? Sometimes dreams do come true! Sort of. The outré Twin Peaks director David Lynch is now selling his own coffee -- an organic house blend, organic espresso blend and a decaf house blend -- at a few Whole Foods in Southern California.

You might give your own left arm to drink a coffee with a cult director's name on it, but a pound of the beans will set you back only the price of a couple damn good slices of organic cherry pie -- $10.90 to $13.10. Be advised: do not attempt to drink a cup with imperfect courage, for if you encounter your own shadow self, it will utterly annihilate your soul. Enjoy!

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