It used to be that soda was soda and gross snacks were gross snacks and never the twain shall meet. Well, don't look now because it seems multinational corporations are getting ideas from your middle school sleepovers. Here is the soda/snack hybrid of your nightmares dreams.

Cheetos have teamed up with Mountain Dew to bring the world, uh, Mountain Dew Cheetos. As the name suggests, these offer the crunch of Cheetos with all of the extreme paragliding wonderment of a can of Mountain Dew. Just what the world has been asking for. Oh wait. Nobody has asked for this ever.

In case you want to try a bag as a dare or to be ironic or whatever, they are only available in Japan for now. You can, however, buy some online at $3.80 a pop.