This Machine (Sort of) Turns Water Into Wine

The ultimate goal of any alchemist worth her salt is to turn ordinary metal into precious gold. Besides that, however, the second greatest goal is to turn not-so-precious water into wine. Science doesn't quite allow for that, but here is a machine that gets pretty darned close.

It's appropriately named The Miracle Machine. Consider it like a Sodastream for wine. All you do is fill it up with water, yeast, grape concentrate and finishing powder packets, and let the machine do the rest. In three days flat you'll be sucking down so much wine you are liable to turn somewhat purple. Speaking of purple, The Miracle Machine makes six varieties: Cabernet Sauvignon, Napa Chardonnay, Oregon Pinot Noir, a Tuscan blend, Sonoma Sauvignon Blanc and some kind of bizarre red and white hybrid.

The makers of the miraculous contraption are about to start a Kickstarter to raise the funds needed to make sure we end the tyranny of having to go down the street to the wine store when we want a glass. Thanks, guys!

Keep Reading

Next Up

Hump Day Snack: A Skittles Sorting Machine

If you have a bizarre proclivity for just one specific color of Skittles, you either have to spend precious seconds sorting through the contents of one of those red bags, or you can let a machine sort them for you.

Watch the Wine Snobs of Fodder

Check out Fodder's hilarious parody of wine snobs.

Super Food Nerds: Make Hard Apple Cider from Scratch (Sort Of)

Cooking Channel's Super Food Nerds learn how to make hard apple cider from store-bought apple cider with a few ingredients and some patience. Find out how.

The Best Part of Waking Up? This Star Wars Coffee Machine

Nestlé is releasing a matching duo of Star Wars-branded coffee machines.

Only in Japan: Cheeseburger Vending Machine

You approach the machine at 4 AM, push a button and it will pop out a hot, and basically edible, burger.

On TV

Donut Showdown

7:30am | 6:30c

Donut Showdown

8:30am | 7:30c

Donut Showdown

9:30am | 8:30c

Unique Sweets

10am | 9c

Unique Sweets

10:30am | 9:30c

Unique Sweets

11am | 10c

Unique Sweets

11:30am | 10:30c

Extreme Cake Makers

12:30pm | 11:30c

Crazy Cakes

1pm | 12c

Crazy Cakes

1:30pm | 12:30c

Good Eats

2pm | 1c

Good Eats

2:30pm | 1:30c

Cake Wars

6pm | 5c

Cake Wars

7pm | 6c
On Tonight
On Tonight

Spring Baking Championship

8pm | 7c
11pm | 10c
3am | 2c
What's Hot
What's Hot

Cheap Eats

So Much Pretty Food Here