It's three in the morning and you are blisteringly drunk. The vodka demons currently residing in your stomach demand a sacrifice. Will you throw down a pizza or a bushel of French fries? It's one of life's most pressing questions. Screw it. Go for both. That's what this guy did.

Also, it must be noted, this French fry pizza is entirely gluten free. Let's hear it for cheese, pepperoni and deep-fried potatoes. Your nutritionist will thank you.