Las Vegas Brewery Offers Discounts Based on Mustache Size
You know what they say: "The road to hell is paved with bad mustaches." In other words, mustaches are these weird things guys sometimes put on their faces for dares or to capture the spirit of the 1970s or something. They aren't comfortable. They don't really look good and yet, the band plays on. Now there is a bar in Vegas that encourages these facial appendages through the power of discounted beer and snacks.
The appropriately named Sin City Brewing Co. is offering massive discounts throughout the month of November, if you have the stache for it. The discounts range from 10 percent for a dinky lil mustache to a whopping 50 percent for one of those Fu Manchu jobbies. Ladies are also not left out in the hairless cold. They can take photos with finger mustaches to receive similar discounts.
Of course, as stated above, this is only for the month of November so you had better stop shaving and book yourself a plane ticket pronto. Don't worry! That mustache is sure to look 'great' on you.