Tis the season to celebrate pumpkin in all of its varied forms. This mostly entails drinking coffee that tastes of a cloyingly sweet variant of everyone's favorite elusive Peanuts character. Some people have been clamoring for an end to this pumpkin spice madness. Enough is enough, they shout from the bloggy rooftop. Well, they ain't seen nothing yet. Here is a pumpkin spice latte  burger. 

Boutique chain Umami Burger is responsible for this monstrosity, the Pumpkin Spice Latte Burger. What the what? Yeah, it's a coffee-flavored burger with that hint of pumpkin spice we've all been longing for ever since man decided to put beef between two pieces of bread. It starts with a signature beef blend, then adds a healthy dollop of pumpkin spice mascarpone, tempura Japanese squash, roasted garlic aioli and, of course, coffee drizzle. Dang. That's one busy burger.

So if this sounds like your bag of gourds, and you live in one of the four states with Umami Burger locations, plop down your twelve bucks and have at it. However, just a reminder, it's a burger topped with coffee and pumpkin spice. Maybe you missed that part.

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