Preheat grill over medium-high heat.
Chop top off peppers and remove seeds. Mix cream cheese, white cheese, and onion soup mix. Fill jalapenos with cheese mixture and wrap with bacon. Grill until crisp on a medium heat, turning regularly. Dip in ranch dressing and enjoy.
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